Couples Play Date, Marry or Disappear With Inanimate Objects

Couples Play Date, Marry or Disappear With Inanimate Objects


hi I’m Mikey I’m Timothy I’m Elena I’m Spencer and we are here to play screw marry kill with inanimate object we’ve been together for three and a half years six months tomorrow oh six months tomorrow oh oh I already know she’s already know so she’s my oh yeah I was gonna screw the course well maybe I should definitley screwing this Oh it looks like it would be the most exciting by far this thing’s got some class so I’m gonna say Mary yeah just kind of by default sadly I would probably marry the phone it just seems nice to be with this is good to look at the phone I think how did it know but it looks nice I would screw the phone probably so I’m just gonna have to kill that for this thing yeah okay yeah I’d kill it it oh that’s so sad though look at its eyes like that’s tough my first instinct was to marry the cat is it’s cute as far as screwing this one’s just like sexier I’m gonna screw this and kill the coral I think I would kill the coral cuz I don’t think I could do it to this guy my god you would kill i would kill it okay cool it’s already dying well there you go then just put it out of its misery okay well I just bra there are some people that are going to take the city overly serious this is harder cuz West in time I’d made one because I just I have an obsession with bouncing things all of that sounds weird when I say it out I think I would also the ball the ball is like it keeps you occupied so you just like wanna marry something that just keeps you occupied yeah I think I’m good what oh okay screw I don’t know if it’s for the shape or the fact that it has a little shiny man on it it just makes no sense to me from there the tennis ball just seems a lot more fun than the small trash bin which I would then you know have to kill I just don’t like it it just reminds me of being like you both a little leaguer little league was fine but just at the end of every year you get a trophy and it was just like oh I don’t need you thanks for that I don’t know I think I’d kill it I think I’m gonna go with screw this one I don’t know if it’s like you know you took something phallic and this one maybe suggest the opposite also I’m a very clean person by nature and only this kind of it turns me on so I would marry screw kill screw marry thank you screw marry kill screw marry kill if you have to plug it in I’m screwing yeah I plug into something that points it obviously we screw the robot it’s pretty hot I’m gonna marry this car which is you know a really pretty car and I’m gonna kill that the thought of screwing or marrying and it scares me and also definitely hurt myself a lot of those before those gonna be bad vibes okay there are other ways okay he said you wouldn’t marry that yeah I would you would kill that I think it’s not like I would why I wouldn’t want to kill it but I would kill it just because like you have such good options here you know I’m gonna go with the the danger element again it’s a screw this some kind of deviant I I you know I just want to keep it interesting this beautiful car here I think I’m gonna go with Mary on that kill yeah robot I know he’s not well-intentioned you and I kill them cuz I want to scream also that is also the jealousy in conclusion screw marry kill scream marry screw marry kill yeah screw the beader marry the car and then I would kill iron jaw no we both kind of picked the safe classy things as what we would marry which says something okay yeah you know I was expecting inside to see me in tears we didn’t have a lot of the same answers except for I murdered the coil honestly like that [Music]

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