(loud clap) (playful music) – Who’s going first? (playful music) – I’m an FBI agent, I’m
actually 43 years old. (playful music) (swooshing sound effect) – I’m regretting choosing this secret, ’cause it’s really embarrassing. You’re not gonna like me after. – You know, you share the past with the person that you’re dating. – We’ve been off and on
I guess for a while–. – Oh my god! – Will you pinky swear promise that you’ll like me after this? – Hold up! – I guess there is a woman
before my first girlfriend, I never told Mallory about. – So on one of our off periods– – I don’t want to know any more! – There was a thing with
someone we both know. – I got dared for the
rest of freshman year, anytime that you clip your
fingernails or toenails, put them in a mason jar. And it became a thing where (nervous laugh) for the rest of of the
four years of college it was a large joke and I kept doing it! And I have a mason jar full of fingernails and toenails. Is that disgusting? Do you hate me? – I don’t hate you, but yeah,
that’s straight up gross. – [Girl] It’s disgusting. – You do not have it! – That was my first sexual
occurrence was with this girl. And we still communicate off and on as a mentor, mentee kind of thing. – Listen! (container rattles) (laughs) – Why are you the grossest thing ever? – Oh my god, you pinky swear promised. Don’t be mean. – Are you crying? – Who was it? – Someone whose hair color
is now similar to mine. (dark-haired guy sighs deeply) (container rattles) – [Girl] Ohhh – [Guy] I almost just threw up. I’m not even kidding – [Guy] We’re going to San
Francisco this weekend. – [Girl] Yeah. – [Guy] And she’s up there. And I was really thinking about – [Girl] Seeing her. – Did I have to do it for four years? No. (dark haired guy sighs) – And we all said at the end, whoever first gets married
in our friend group that’s their wedding gift. – That was it? – I thought you’d take that the wrong way. – They’re brown. (laughs) – She sort of looks
like you but not really. – Oh my god! (both laugh) – [Guy] Ohhhhh – I always felt the dynamic was so good. (both laugh) Now I know why! – Where do you keep it? – Under my bed. – That’s even worse. – That’s disturbing. – I know, but that’s what happened, so– – You’re so weird. – You know what, I’m
glad you told me that. (playful music) There’s more?! – There’s more to my secret and it’s that the secret’s a lie. This isn’t toenails, Zachary Evans. – [Guy] It was sort of made up. (laughs) To get a reaction out of you. – [Girl] (laughs) What?! – (clapping on each word) Oh. My. God. Is that the whole thing of this thing? – Yeah. – Son of a bitch! – Thank god you’re kidding! – I know. – Coulda thought of a better one, I guess. – Yeah, that was lame.
– Yeah. – She was staight up crying. – My eyes teared up, oh my gosh. – You saw that. What the? – That was so weird. – I just did– – You knew about this? – I’m kind of dissapointed in your– – I know – In your imagination. – That just showed your acting chops. – Thanks, you think I’m talented? – Yeah. – Thanks. – I love you. – I love you. (playful music) – I’m disappointed. Thanks guys. – Get a different boyfriend next time. (both laugh) – There might be one. – Stay tuned! – You date Toenail Girl, huh? Yeah, she’s pretty, but she’s crazy for keeping toenails. Yeah, I know! (girl laughs loudly) I just found out the same time you did. – I love you.