How To Survive Wedding Season with Jamie Chung (Visa Vows)

How To Survive Wedding Season with Jamie Chung (Visa Vows)


(upbeat instrumental music) (sighing) That’s right, yet another wedding invitation. Last year, I don’t know
what I would have done. My wedding guest debt was spread
over five different cards. I was completely maxed out. But this year, Visa Vows has me covered. Visa Vows is the only credit card designed specifically for people who have to attend too many fucking weddings. I get double points
whenever I buy a pink dress, and if that dress is from
J. Crew or Ann Taylor, my double points double. Awesome. And then I can use the
double points to book travel. Like when I need to buy
airline, bus, and train tickets to a rustic New England town with no wifi. I’m booked. Now I can use the money I just saved on something else, like
dip-dyeing my shoes the same color as the rest of
the goddamned wedding party. Visa Vows is the only credit card that gives you buy one, get one free on West Elm candlesticks. I buy so many fucking
West Elm candlesticks. Sometimes I wonder why I’m
still friends with people who are so into candlesticks. Thank you. (electronic tone dinging)
Oops. That’s my Visa Vows security alert. If any charges come through
for items or services that further my personal happiness, they’re immediately flagged. This one was for a resubscription to my meditation app that’s been helping me
deal with my breakup. Visa Vows also detects
when you have the burden, I mean the honor, of
being in the bridal party, and sends texts to the other
girls in the bachelorette party to help remind them to pay
you back for their share of group dinners, hotel
rooms, and liquor bills. Because it’s one thing to have to pay for a mandatory vacation to go to a place you dislike with people you hate, and it’s another to have
to pay for it all yourself. And Visa Vows doesn’t require a payment for the first 120 months, so you don’t have to think
about your sinking debt hole until your friends start getting divorced. Visa Vows, it’s everywhere– are you fucking kidding me? Another goddamed bouquet? You know this shit doesn’t work. I’m still fucking single! Asshole. Visa Vows, now if I could only
use it for my own wedding. Or some Eat, Pray, Love shit. Visa Vows. It’s everywhere you have to be. (upbeat instrumental music)

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