Steve’s coming to the house! | Family Feud

Steve’s coming to the house! | Family Feud


TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. IF STEVE HARVEY CAME OVER TO YOUR HOME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? ROBERT: TELL HIM A JOKE. STEVE: TELL HIM A JOKE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ROBERT: OH! YES! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] YES! STEVE: HOLD UP, THOUGH. BEG FOR MONEY? [LAUGHTER] PASS OR PLAY? [LEWISES TALKING AT ONCE] ROBERT: WE’RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: LET’S GO. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LEILA, IF STEVE HARVEY CAME OVER TO YOUR HOME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? LEILA: MASSAGE HIS HEAD? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WOMAN: IT’S UP THERE! LEILA: IT’S UP THERE, STEVE. [LAUGHS] SONY: IT’S UP THERE. ROBERT: STEVE, SHE IS A HAIRSTYLIST, SO, MAYBE THAT’S WHERE IT CAME FROM. STEVE: WELL, OK, WHAT-WHAT- WHAT-WHAT? [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] OH, YOU. WHAT. SHE THINK IF SHE CAN MASSAGE IT, IT’LL GROW BACK? [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: IT’S UP THERE. IT’S UP THERE, STEVE. IT’S UP THERE. STEVE: MASSAGE HIS HEAD. [AUDIENCE GROANS] [LEILA LAUGHS] STEVE: HEY, SONY. SONY: HEY. STEVE: WHAT DO YOU DO? SONY: I AM A DATA SPECIALIST AT SANTA MARIA HIGH SCHOOL. I MARRIED MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART. WE HAVE 5 KIDS, BECAUSE HE THINKS I’M FUN AND HE CAN’T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF ME. STEVE: CAN’T KEEP HIS HANDS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SONY, IF STEVE HARVEY CAME TO YOUR HOME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? SONY: I’D POUR HIM A DRINK. STEVE: POUR HIM A DRINK. ROBERT: GOOD ANSWER. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: RACEL? RACEL: RACEL, YEAH. STEVE: RACEL? OK, GOOD. IF STEVE HARVEY CAME TO YOUR HOME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? RACEL: THROW HIM A BARBECUE. STEVE: THROW HIM A BARBECUE. YEAH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LOOK, I KNOW I’M COUNTRY… [LAUGHTER] BUT FRIED POSSUM? NO. [LAUGHTER] Y’ALL HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS QUESTION, AIN’T YOU? [LAUGHTER] JEFF, IF STEVE HARVEY CAME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? JEFF: SHOW HIM MY CAR, STEVE. STEVE: SHOW HIM YOUR CAR. I’D GO, “OH, YEAH, WHAT YOU GOT?” [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] YEAH. JEFF: BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT, BOY? OK, CHECK, THIS OUT, BRO. STEVE: LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU GOT. YOU GOT A–YOU GOT A IMPALA CHEVY? [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] RACEL: SHE DOES. SHE DOES. STEVE: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT A IMPALA CHEVY. ’67? SONY: ’63. STEVE: ’63. YEAH, YEAH. WHAT YOU GOT, MAN? WHAT YOU GOT? JEFF: I GOT A PRIUS, STEVE. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: TAKE HIM OUTSIDE, LOOK AT THE CARS. [AUDIENCE GROANS] ALL RIGHT, ROBERT, YOU GOT TWO STRIKES. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. STEVE HARVEY CAME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? ROBERT: I WOULD TURN ON YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE. STEVE: TURN ON THE TV MOVIE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LEILA, TWO STRIKES. OTHER FAMILY CAN STEAL. STEVE HARVEY CAME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? LEILA: THROW YOU A PARTY, STEVE. STEVE: THROW ME A PARTY. ROBERT: GOOD ANSWER, BABY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: SUNNY? SONY: SONY. STEVE: OH, OK. TWO STRIKES. THE OTHER FAMILY CAN STEAL. STEVE HARVEY CAME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? SONY: I’D PUT ON SOME MUSIC. ROBERT: YEAH. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. SONY: AND DANCE. STEVE: PUT ON SOME MUSIC. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ROBERT: GOOD JOB, LADY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, RACEL. RACEL: THERE YOU GO. STEVE: OK, I GOT IT. RACEL: GOT IT. STEVE: STEVE HARVEY CAME OVE TO YOUR HOUSE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? RACEL: PLAY CARDS. SONY: YEAH! STEVE: PLAY CARDS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SONY: COME ON, MAN. WOMAN: JEFF! STEVE: TWO STRIKES. GOTTA BE CAREFUL. BRACCO FAMILY CAN STEAL. JEFF: PLAY SPORTS WITH HIM, LIKE, BASKETBALL OR FOOTBALL? STEVE: PLAY SPORTS WITH HIM. JEFF: YEAH. STEVE: YOU DON’T WANT THIS. JEFF: NO? STEVE: NO. I’M TOO OLD NOW. I DON’T EVEN LOOK GOOD OUT THERE NO MORE. ROBERT: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: PLAY SPORTS WITH HIM. [AUDIENCE GROANS] [BRACCOS TALKING AT ONCE] STEVE HARVEY CAME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN HIM? JULIE: WE’RE GONNA DANCE, STEVE. STEVE: DANCE. JULIE: YEAH! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: STRIPTEASE. YEAH.

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