Weird Things Couples Do Before Kids

– What are you doing? – Getting in shape. – Why? – Because when the baby gets here, I won’t have time to work out. – I haven’t seen you work out in the last five years, you’re suddenly gonna get in shape now? – Oh come on, isn’t there something you’re gonna miss doing […]

Weird Things Couples Do In Public

(“Pizzicato”) (laughter) – Is it Dijon that I don’t like? – Huh? – Dijon mustard, do I like it, do I not like it? – No, you don’t like Dijon. – Ehhh, I think I like it. Mind if I get two, one for me and my wife? – Sure. – Thank you. – Mind […]

Weird Ways Couples Mess With Each Other

– Oh, look at this. – (mockingly) Oh, look at this. – That’s not how I sound. – Yeah it is. – Oh, yeah. This is how you sound. – Ah, I’m a lady reading a book. Ah, this is how I walk. – Ah, I have my ba, ba, baby. – This is how […]

Weird Things Gay Couples Do: Public Vs. Private

– I wanna go to the movie and be excited. – I wanna be surprised. – I don’t feel that. – Really? There’s… – Hey guys, I think we’re gonna take off. – Ah, gay! (chuckles) – Excuse me? – Uh. – I might be late tonight. (smack) – Gay. (swooshing and creaking) – Well, […]

Couples Reveal Their Biggest Pet Peeves

– [Voiceover] So do you guys get annoyed with each other? – Not really. What? – Well, you know, when you love somebody and you see them all the time… – Yeah. – Things get a little bit tense sometimes. – Mmhm. – We’ve been together for eight months now. – Eight years. – Eight […]

Weird Lies All Couples Tell Each Other

– You think that girl is pretty? – Oh not really. I mean, I get it. You know? I see it, but not really my type. – What’d you have for lunch today? – Oh, you know. Like a salad. Hey, don’t worry about the dishes. I’ll do ’em. – [Wife] Really? – Yeah. – […]

Weird Things All Couples Do

(light pizzicato music) (alarm buzzing) (hand smacking head) – It’s your turn to make coffee. This is disgusting, taste it. – Ugh, why did I taste that? – You want the rest? – Yeah, I’ll take it. – [Woman] And I know its not really (mumbling) I don’t know, like, four years or something. – […]

Weird Questions Gay Couples Get

– I mean when we bought our bed– – Oh my god wait, are you two a couple? – Yeah. – Yes, mm-hmm. – (laughs) I thought you were brothers. – Nope. – No. – Are you sure you’re not brothers? – Yep. – Pretty, pretty sure. – [Girl] Yeah? – Not brothers. [Girl] Not […]

Weird Advice Pregnant Couples Get

– Nice day. – Hey! You guys expecting? – Yeah. – Oh, well can I give you some advice? – Can I give you some advice? – Can I give you some advice? – Can I give you some advice? – Sure. – I can tell you’re having a girl. You’re carrying very high. – […]

Weird Ways Couples Say “I Love You”

– You might want to give that a few minutes. – Good to know. – Did you have a good time? – I had the best. – Okay, hold on. Let’s drink some water so you don’t have a hangover. You got to take your contacts out and brush your teeth. Brush it. Hey, hey, […]