Key & Peele – White-Sounding Black Guys

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM KEEGAN. – I AM JORDAN. – AND THIS IS KEY & PEELE. THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] JORDAN AND I ARE– WE’RE BIRACIAL. – YES, HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE. – AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND OURSELVES PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT LYING. BECAUSE ON A DAILY […]

Key & Peele – Weird Playlist

– Let’s listen to some music, you got a playlist– – Oh yeah. – That you like? – All my music is good, man. Just put it on random. – Alright. Rock it out. – This is an audio journal of my experiments on my own human condition. (laughs) Forgot this was on here. Let’s […]

Good & Bad Wedding Advice from Bradley Whitford & Whitney Cummings

>>James: HI! HI!>>James: THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.>>SO MUCH.>>James: MIND IF WE JUMP RIGHT IN? WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE A LOT OF CONGRATULATIONS GOING AROUND. BRADLEY, YOU JUST GOT MARRIED.>>I DID!>>James: BIG WEDDING? NO, WE KIND OF ELOPED. THE […]

Sinbad – Make Me Wanna Holla – Relationships Are Hard

I think we got marriage– I think we should redo marriage. Let’s redo marriage. Let’s redo marriage. Let’s make it difficult to get married, easy to be divorced. Let’s make it difficult. You got to pay money up front. You got to pay a fine. You got to pay money. How much you love her? […]

Dianna Agron Met the Wrong Mosquito at Her Wedding

>>James: NOW YOU BOTH JUST CELEBRATED YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES, KRISTEN YOU AND DAX CELEBRATED FOUR YEARS OF MARRIAGE.>>I HEARD. (APPLAUSE).>>James: WELL, DID HE TELL YOU? WHAT DO YOU MEAN.>>HERE’S THE FUNNY THING, NEITHER OF US REMEMBERED, GENUINELY, NEITHER OF US REMEMBER WHAT THE DAY IS. WE KNOW IT’S IN THE FALL.>>James: WHEN IS YOUR WEDDING […]

Comedians React to the Bieber Wedding (feat. Patton Oswalt) – Lights Out with David Spade

Well, everyone– This guy was crazy about this Bieber wedding. He’s been talking about it all show. Um, they got married in South Carolina yesterday. Tons of their celebrity friends showed up. I guess being a millionaire makes it easier to go to a destination wedding on a Monday. Um, here are some of their […]

Video Of The Wedding Stephen Ruined With Almond Milk

BEFORE WE GO ON, TONIGHT, I WANT TO ISSUE A RARE CORRECTION. ON LAST NIGHT’S SHOW, I DESCRIBED THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, CONSERVATIVE COLUMNIST JONAH GOLDBERG, AS ONE OF TRUMP’S ALLIES, AND ADDED THAT HE LOOKED LIKE A GUY AT A MAGIC CONVENTION INVITING YOU BACK TO HIS HOTEL ROOM. ( LAUGHTER ) GOLDBERG GOT […]

The Bieber Wedding Wreaks Havoc at the Montage Hotel – Lights Out with David Spade

Justin Bieber and his wife Hailey had their official wedding today on a Monday. Uh, all of their friends can go, of course, ’cause they don’t have to report to Arby’s today. Uh, they’re all rich. The wedding happened at the ritzy Montage Hotel in South Carolina. The guests were complaining that the wedding caused […]

Aziz Ansari – Dangerously Delicious – Dumb Advice

I WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH A FRIEND OF MINE ONCE, AND I TOLD HIM, “HEY, THERE’S THIS ONE GIRL THAT WORKS IN THIS RESTAURANT. SHE’S SO CUTE, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER.” AND HE GOES, “OH, MAN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO OVER THERE AND BE HONEST WITH HER FOR […]