If Couples Were Honest With Each Other (ft. Swoozie)

– Babe, how was your day? – You know, I’m really annoyed about something else, so, I think I’m going to start a fight with you. (sigh) – You wear too much cologne. I feel like I got pepper sprayed. – Um, honestly, you do look fat in that dress, I’m not even going to […]

“Walter’s Wisdom: The joys of marriage” | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

– Getting married’s kinda like buying a new car. – A new car? – You know when you see that car in the showroom floor, just before you take it home? – [Jeff] Yeah. – That’s as good as it’s ever gonna look. (audience laughing) Pretty soon, it’ll have dents and scratches, parts start to […]

Jada Pinkett Smith: Happiness Is About Peace

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “A DIFFERENT WORLD,” “MAGIC MIKE XXL,” AND “GIRLS TRIP.” SHE NOW HOSTS “RED TABLE TALK” AND STARS IN THE NEW FILM “ANGEL HAS FALLEN.” PLEASE WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” JADA PINKETT SMITH! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ( APPLAUSE […]

Hilaria Baldwin on Married Life w/ Alec Baldwin | One Night Only: Alec Baldwin

– There are advantages to being married to a man Alex’s age. For one thing, he’s a wonderful grandfather to our children. (audience laughs) Every night… (audience applauds) I’m going on, my friend. (audience laughs) Every night, I make sure that the baby is fed, I get him in his pajamas, I put him to […]

Marry Your Friend, Not Your Lover – You Let Me Down

– I think it’s fair to say most people want to get married one day. I do. And by that I mean if I ever do get married, I want it to last 24 hours, that’s it. Commitment scares the living shit out of me. It scares everybody. Why do I get shit for not […]

Trevor Moore: High in Church – “Gays Got Married”

♪ I grew up in an American town ♪ ♪ No locks on the doors when we all bedded down ♪ ♪ to sleep ♪ Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride ♪ ♪ After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride ♪ ♪ down the street ♪ Swimming holes, […]

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS […]

Whitney Cummings – I Love You – Marriage & Sex

Love makes you think about doing things you never thought you’d do before, you know? Like, getting married. I thought I was gonna get married. For me, I never thought I was gonna get married ’cause I have all this divorce in my family, you know? I also think when you get older as a […]

Michael’s HORROR show 😱 for unsuspecting couple ends in tears of joy – BBC

It is time to find out who will be tonight’s Unexpected Star of the show! Wow. In a Big Show first, ladies and gentlemen, we are surprising not one, but two people. Tonight, a married couple will be duetting as our Unexpected Stars. AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoo! Oh, good, that’s nice. So let’s meet tonight’s Unexpected […]

Jim Parsons Opens Up About Marriage And Why He Didn’t Hurry Into It

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST AS SHELDON FROM “THE BIG BANG THEORY.” STARTING MONDAY, YOU CAN ALSO HEAR HIM ON “YOUNG SHELDON.”>>WHEN I FIGURED OUT THAT TRAINS ALLOWED ME TO PROVE NEWTON’S FIRST LAW, AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION WITH THE SAME SPEED AND IN THE SAME […]