Ashley or Mary-Kate?

– THERE’S SOMETHING ON BUZZFEED THAT SAYS THAT TWINS HATE CERTAIN THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU. THERE–‘CAUSE PEOPLE MUST SAY THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME. WHICH IS WHAT? – WELL, FOR US, I THINK IT’S MORE LIKE, “ARE YOU MARY OR KATE?” [laughter] OR, “ARE YOU MARY KATE AND ASHLEY?” – OH, WAIT– […]

Exclusive! A Bonus Round of ‘Family Feud’

– ALL RIGHT, WE’RE BACK FOR ROUND TWO OF “FAMILY FEUD.” THIS IS THE WEBSITE EDITION, SO, FOLKS, NO TELLING WHAT’S GONNA BE SAID HERE. ELLEN’S TEAM IS IN THE LEAD WITH A… BLISTERING 17 POINTS! [cheers and applause] OUR SUPERSTAR AUDIENCE PANEL ISN’T ON THE BOARD YET, BUT THAT STOPS NOW. LET’S PLAY “FEUD.” […]

Gabrielle Union on Her Wedding, and China

– SO I JUST SAID CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’RE ENGAGED. YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED SOON. – YEAH. [cheers and applause] – DO YOU–DO WE KNOW HOW SOON? DO YOU KNOW–DO YOU HAVE A DATE? – I KNOW HOW SOON, YEAH. [laughs] WE HAVEN’T REALLY SHARED THAT, THOUGH. – OKAY, WELL, THEN DON’T SHARE IT. BUT WHO’S DOING MOST […]

Howie Mandel’s Daughter’s Wedding

– FIRST OF ALL, YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE, LIKE, WORKING OUT LIKE CRAZY. YOU LOOK REALLY, REALLY… – I RUN. – EXTRA FIT. – I RUN. – UH-HUH. – I RUN A LOT. I RUN, AND THEN SOMEBODY COMES AND GETS ME AND BRINGS ME BACK. – GOOD. – AND THEN I […]

Seth Rogen on Performing at Kanye’s Wedding

– THE MOVIE IS HILARIOUS, AND WE’LL TALK ABOUT THAT IN A MINUTE, BUT IT REALLY IS SO HILARIOUS. DAVE FRANCO WAS HERE YESTERDAY. – YEAH. – AND I LOVE THE MOVIE, AND I LOVE WHEN YOU’RE HERE, AND YOUR PARENTS ARE ALWAYS HERE. WHENEVER YOU’RE HERE, YOUR PARENTS COME AND SIT IN THE AUDIENCE. […]

Ellen Plays ‘Family Feud’

– ONE OF STEVE’S MANY JOBS IS TO HOST THE “FAMILY FEUD,” AND TODAY WE’VE BROUGHT BACK SOME OF OUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE GAMERS TO PLAY ON ONE TEAM. [cheers and applause] SOME OF MY STAFF WILL PLAY WITH ME ON MY TEAM. AND WE POLLED YESTERDAY’S AUDIENCE, AND WE GOT THE TOP ANSWERS, AND THEY’RE […]

Bad Paid-For Photos Live! Special Couple

– HAPPY THURSDAY, EVERYBODY. [cheers and applause] MAN. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S ONLY ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL THANKSGIVING, WHICH MEANS YOU ONLY HAVE SEVEN DAYS LEFT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE THINGS YOU SAID LAST THANKSGIVING. THANKSGIVING MEANS FAMILY PHOTOS, AND TODAY I THOUGHT IT WAS A PERFECT TIME FOR OUR SEGMENT “BAD PAID-FOR PHOTOS LIVE!” […]

Michael J. Fox Gives Marriage Advice

– YOU HAVE JUST COME BACK FROM VACATION? OR WHEN DID YOU TAKE YOUR FAMILY ON VACATION? – WELL, WE WENT OVER THE WINTER BREAK, THE HOLIDAY BREAK, AND WE WENT TO ST. BARTS, WHICH SOUNDS GREAT. AND THERE’S BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS LIKE PROVENCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CARIBBEAN. BUT THERE’S A LOT OF PHOTOGRAPHERS […]

Kunal Nayyar on the Secret to Marriage