Leo Deblin’s Family Fill-In | The Daily Show

All the candidates were in Ohio for the debate, but tomorrow, they will head back out onto the campaign trail. Tom Steyer on his private jet, Joe Biden on an Amtrak train, Amy Klobuchar in a Honda she carjacked in the parking lot. And spending all this time on the road during campaign season can […]

How to Ruin a Family Vacation

– I try and schedule tours around school breaks, you know like at Christmas one year I did a bunch of shows in Florida, my wife and kids came down. My wife’s family also came down, ’cause they didn’t want us to have a good time. (audience laughing) I’m kidding, I love my wife’s family. […]

Key & Peele – White-Sounding Black Guys

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM KEEGAN. – I AM JORDAN. – AND THIS IS KEY & PEELE. THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] JORDAN AND I ARE– WE’RE BIRACIAL. – YES, HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE. – AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND OURSELVES PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT LYING. BECAUSE ON A DAILY […]

Key & Peele – Weird Playlist

– Let’s listen to some music, you got a playlist– – Oh yeah. – That you like? – All my music is good, man. Just put it on random. – Alright. Rock it out. – This is an audio journal of my experiments on my own human condition. (laughs) Forgot this was on here. Let’s […]

Sinbad – Make Me Wanna Holla – Relationships Are Hard

I think we got marriage– I think we should redo marriage. Let’s redo marriage. Let’s redo marriage. Let’s make it difficult to get married, easy to be divorced. Let’s make it difficult. You got to pay money up front. You got to pay a fine. You got to pay money. How much you love her? […]

Aziz Ansari – Dangerously Delicious – Dumb Advice

I WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH A FRIEND OF MINE ONCE, AND I TOLD HIM, “HEY, THERE’S THIS ONE GIRL THAT WORKS IN THIS RESTAURANT. SHE’S SO CUTE, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER.” AND HE GOES, “OH, MAN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO OVER THERE AND BE HONEST WITH HER FOR […]

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – […]

Baby Monkey | Doo And Miu Enjoy Yummy Meals With Family

Hello, our dear friends Today, we share a happy meal of our family with cute Doo and Miu The family’s meal includes dishes such as braised fish, boiled bean, and ram rolls. Ram roll is Tom’s favourite food And these are our two lovely little kids Miu’s diet is some pieces of meat And Doo’s […]

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE […]

Pete Davidson: SMD – Coping with a Family Tragedy – Uncensored

– We’ll do some 9/11 jokes, and then we’ll get the fuck out of here. How’s that sound? [laughs] It’s hard to transition into anything. I don’t have–I don’t know if you’ve noticed anything about my comedy, but there’s– there’s not many transitions. It’s very, like, “Dick, fuck, Dad.” Like, it’s, like, very straightforward, easy-listening […]