Weird Things Couples Do Before Kids

– What are you doing? – Getting in shape. – Why? – Because when the baby gets here, I won’t have time to work out. – I haven’t seen you work out in the last five years, you’re suddenly gonna get in shape now? – Oh come on, isn’t there something you’re gonna miss doing […]

Weird Things Couples Do In Public

(“Pizzicato”) (laughter) – Is it Dijon that I don’t like? – Huh? – Dijon mustard, do I like it, do I not like it? – No, you don’t like Dijon. – Ehhh, I think I like it. Mind if I get two, one for me and my wife? – Sure. – Thank you. – Mind […]

Weird Ways Couples Mess With Each Other

– Oh, look at this. – (mockingly) Oh, look at this. – That’s not how I sound. – Yeah it is. – Oh, yeah. This is how you sound. – Ah, I’m a lady reading a book. Ah, this is how I walk. – Ah, I have my ba, ba, baby. – This is how […]

Weird Things Gay Couples Do: Public Vs. Private

– I wanna go to the movie and be excited. – I wanna be surprised. – I don’t feel that. – Really? There’s… – Hey guys, I think we’re gonna take off. – Ah, gay! (chuckles) – Excuse me? – Uh. – I might be late tonight. (smack) – Gay. (swooshing and creaking) – Well, […]

Couples Imitate Each Other

[Laughter] I’m Timothy and I’m Mikey we’ve been dating for three and a half years I’m Spencer I’m gonna lead off we’ve been together for six months we’ve been friends for three years I’m Francisco we’ve been together for nine months and then I’m Frankie and we’ve been together for 180 days and we are […]

What is the BIGGEST problem when dating someone from another country?

He thought I wore a weave when he first met me Yeah he did. Just running to the park in France you can’t go anywhere without ten million guys propositioning you and persistently like jogging beside you on their way to work being like – no but really pon du faire? Real hair like this […]

Couples Reveal Their Biggest Pet Peeves

– [Voiceover] So do you guys get annoyed with each other? – Not really. What? – Well, you know, when you love somebody and you see them all the time… – Yeah. – Things get a little bit tense sometimes. – Mmhm. – We’ve been together for eight months now. – Eight years. – Eight […]

Married Under 25: The Craigslist Couch

(playful music) – No. I just got comfortable. – Well. – Ugh! Oops. – I’ll get a paper towel. – No, it’s fine. I got it. What? – I think it’s time we replace the futon. – What’s wrong with the futon? – It’s really rickety and lumpy. – Well, if you know where the […]

Weird Lies All Couples Tell Each Other

– You think that girl is pretty? – Oh not really. I mean, I get it. You know? I see it, but not really my type. – What’d you have for lunch today? – Oh, you know. Like a salad. Hey, don’t worry about the dishes. I’ll do ’em. – [Wife] Really? – Yeah. – […]

Weird Things All Couples Do

(light pizzicato music) (alarm buzzing) (hand smacking head) – It’s your turn to make coffee. This is disgusting, taste it. – Ugh, why did I taste that? – You want the rest? – Yeah, I’ll take it. – [Woman] And I know its not really (mumbling) I don’t know, like, four years or something. – […]