Key & Peele – White-Sounding Black Guys

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM KEEGAN. – I AM JORDAN. – AND THIS IS KEY & PEELE. THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] JORDAN AND I ARE– WE’RE BIRACIAL. – YES, HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE. – AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND OURSELVES PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT LYING. BECAUSE ON A DAILY […]

Key & Peele – Weird Playlist

– Let’s listen to some music, you got a playlist– – Oh yeah. – That you like? – All my music is good, man. Just put it on random. – Alright. Rock it out. – This is an audio journal of my experiments on my own human condition. (laughs) Forgot this was on here. Let’s […]

Sinbad – Make Me Wanna Holla – Relationships Are Hard

I think we got marriage– I think we should redo marriage. Let’s redo marriage. Let’s redo marriage. Let’s make it difficult to get married, easy to be divorced. Let’s make it difficult. You got to pay money up front. You got to pay a fine. You got to pay money. How much you love her? […]

Aziz Ansari – Dangerously Delicious – Dumb Advice

I WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH A FRIEND OF MINE ONCE, AND I TOLD HIM, “HEY, THERE’S THIS ONE GIRL THAT WORKS IN THIS RESTAURANT. SHE’S SO CUTE, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER.” AND HE GOES, “OH, MAN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO OVER THERE AND BE HONEST WITH HER FOR […]

HOW TO USE YOUR SISTER *Meet Panduli’s family*

Good morning guys! So you probably clicked on this video because you want to learn how to use your sister. You guys are sick. Why would you want to use your sister? What’s wrong with you? Just kidding. I’m sick too. Ok guys, before we go any further, I would like you to turn on […]

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – […]

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE […]

Pete Davidson: SMD – Coping with a Family Tragedy – Uncensored

– We’ll do some 9/11 jokes, and then we’ll get the fuck out of here. How’s that sound? [laughs] It’s hard to transition into anything. I don’t have–I don’t know if you’ve noticed anything about my comedy, but there’s– there’s not many transitions. It’s very, like, “Dick, fuck, Dad.” Like, it’s, like, very straightforward, easy-listening […]

The Nightly Show – Planning a Plantation Wedding

YARD: You know what I love? Weddings.Do you know what I don’t love? Slavery.When I read that it’s now trendyfor white people to have lavish plantation weddingson estates where black people used to be enslaved,that (bleep) didn’t sit right with me.So to figure out if this is actually as racistas it sounds, Robin Thede and […]

Inside Amy Schumer – Wedding Objections

Should anyone here know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace. Really? Nobody’s gonna object? We’re all just gonna let this happen? What is the objection? I didn’t want to be a hero, but, you know what? My ankle tattoo says “Carpe […]