Marriage in Decline – The Jim Jefferies Show

>>Who knows why some things have staying power and some don’t and policy issues. Blues Traveler The kids from Jerry Maguire and smoking in hospitals all things that we thought would be around forever but didn’t quite survive. And now another longstanding cultural institution may be on the way at words.>>Maybe going out of style […]

Jada Pinkett Smith: Happiness Is About Peace

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “A DIFFERENT WORLD,” “MAGIC MIKE XXL,” AND “GIRLS TRIP.” SHE NOW HOSTS “RED TABLE TALK” AND STARS IN THE NEW FILM “ANGEL HAS FALLEN.” PLEASE WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” JADA PINKETT SMITH! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ( APPLAUSE […]

Marry Your Friend, Not Your Lover – You Let Me Down

– I think it’s fair to say most people want to get married one day. I do. And by that I mean if I ever do get married, I want it to last 24 hours, that’s it. Commitment scares the living shit out of me. It scares everybody. Why do I get shit for not […]

Trevor Moore: High in Church – “Gays Got Married”

♪ I grew up in an American town ♪ ♪ No locks on the doors when we all bedded down ♪ ♪ to sleep ♪ Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride ♪ ♪ After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride ♪ ♪ down the street ♪ Swimming holes, […]

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS […]

Whitney Cummings – I Love You – Marriage & Sex

Love makes you think about doing things you never thought you’d do before, you know? Like, getting married. I thought I was gonna get married. For me, I never thought I was gonna get married ’cause I have all this divorce in my family, you know? I also think when you get older as a […]

Michelle Obama Gets Real on Marriage Counseling, Saying “Bye, Felicia” to the Presidency

-We are here with Michelle Obama. She has just extended the tour of her smash- hit book, “Becoming,” with 21 days across the United States, Canada, and Europe. When you were — I mean, did you expect — Eventually, you have to write a book, right? -Yeah. That’s sort of along with the assignment. “And […]

Jim Parsons Opens Up About Marriage And Why He Didn’t Hurry Into It

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST AS SHELDON FROM “THE BIG BANG THEORY.” STARTING MONDAY, YOU CAN ALSO HEAR HIM ON “YOUNG SHELDON.”>>WHEN I FIGURED OUT THAT TRAINS ALLOWED ME TO PROVE NEWTON’S FIRST LAW, AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION WITH THE SAME SPEED AND IN THE SAME […]

Sarah Jessica Parker Shares Some Advice for Being Married for 21 Years

-Did you see the Super Bowl? -Oh, my gosh. I did. I finally understand the game. I finally understand the game. I never — I point to you not because you are, in fact, football players, but because I understand that you are particularly moved by the Eagles. -They’re very passionate about the Eagles. Yeah, […]

MARRIAGE is a GAME OF… | Family Feud

STEVE: LET’S MOVE ON TO QUESTION 2. GIVE ME GUS, GIVE ME LORI. TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED PEOPLE… NAME A BOARD GAME THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOUR MARRIAGE. GUS: MONOPOLY. STEVE: MONOPOLY. LORI: LIFE. STEVE: LIFE. JEREMY: WE’LL PLAY. LORI: WE’RE PLAYING. JEREMY: LET’S GO, LET’S GO. COME ON! WE’LL […]