Marry Your Friend, Not Your Lover – You Let Me Down

– I think it’s fair to say most people want to get married one day. I do. And by that I mean if I ever do get married, I want it to last 24 hours, that’s it. Commitment scares the living shit out of me. It scares everybody. Why do I get shit for not […]

Trevor Moore: High in Church – “Gays Got Married”

♪ I grew up in an American town ♪ ♪ No locks on the doors when we all bedded down ♪ ♪ to sleep ♪ Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride ♪ ♪ After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride ♪ ♪ down the street ♪ Swimming holes, […]

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS […]

Whitney Cummings – I Love You – Marriage & Sex

Love makes you think about doing things you never thought you’d do before, you know? Like, getting married. I thought I was gonna get married. For me, I never thought I was gonna get married ’cause I have all this divorce in my family, you know? I also think when you get older as a […]

Inside Amy Schumer – A Couple Chooses a Movie

the epic finale of “Cupcake Wars”.What should we watch? Uh, you wanna do a movie? What time is it? 11:30? All right. If we watch a 90 minute movie, I’d take an Ambien in an hour– You wanna take a shower. No, I’m not. All right, whatever. You wanna see what’s on demand? Yeah, what […]

Inside Amy Schumer – Chrissy Teigen, Couples Counselor

This is gonna be good. Do we really have to do this? Yes, we’re not communicating. We need help. We’re not communicating? Yeah, we’re not communicating. I don’t even know what you’re saying right now. (door opens) Hello. Hi, I’m Chrissy Teigen. I’m so sorry about the wait. Come on in. Thank you so much […]

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. – MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO […]

Key & Peele – Gay Marriage Legalized

– THE MOOD IS INFECTIOUS AND EXCITING TODAY AS PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE CELEBRATE BECOMING THE SEVENTH STATE TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE. WE’RE HERE TALKING TO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. OH, HI. – HI, HI. UH, YEAH, IT’S A VERY HISTORIC DAY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. – WHOO! […]

Inside Amy Schumer – Abusive Couple

( chuckling ) Well, can I just say I love it here and I definitely wanna be your housemate. Awesome, great, um… I do need to warn you about one thing. So you haven’t met Amy yet, she’s great. She does have a boyfriend who comes over a lot and they fight. Oh, well, all […]

Key & Peele – Gay Marriage Legalized

and exciting today's people from all walks of life celebrate becoming the seventh state to legalize gay marriage we're here talking to excited couples about how they feel on this historic day oh hi hi hi yeah it's a very historic day for civil rights and for gay Americans and Americans all over the country […]