The Meyers and Ashe Families Face Off in the Newlywed Game

-Welcome back to “Late Night.” It’s time for “The Newlywed Game”! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Where three couples compete to find out who knows each other best. Let’s meet our contestants. She’s a retired schoolteacher, and he will tell you the same story twice in one night. [ Laughter ] Please welcome Seth’s […]

Good & Bad Wedding Advice from Bradley Whitford & Whitney Cummings

>>James: HI! HI!>>James: THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.>>SO MUCH.>>James: MIND IF WE JUMP RIGHT IN? WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE A LOT OF CONGRATULATIONS GOING AROUND. BRADLEY, YOU JUST GOT MARRIED.>>I DID!>>James: BIG WEDDING? NO, WE KIND OF ELOPED. THE […]

Dianna Agron Met the Wrong Mosquito at Her Wedding

>>James: NOW YOU BOTH JUST CELEBRATED YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES, KRISTEN YOU AND DAX CELEBRATED FOUR YEARS OF MARRIAGE.>>I HEARD. (APPLAUSE).>>James: WELL, DID HE TELL YOU? WHAT DO YOU MEAN.>>HERE’S THE FUNNY THING, NEITHER OF US REMEMBERED, GENUINELY, NEITHER OF US REMEMBER WHAT THE DAY IS. WE KNOW IT’S IN THE FALL.>>James: WHEN IS YOUR WEDDING […]

Trump Publicly Suggests China and Ukraine Investigate the Biden Family

Let’s get to the news. President Trump — President Trump today publicly suggested that both Ukraine and China should investigate the Biden family. Oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private? Trump’s like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use […]

Meghan Trainor’s Songs Feature Her Family Choir

-I am so excited to have you on the show. -I’m so excited to be here. -I’m a huge fan. And I think one of the reasons I’m extra excited is because I’ve heard a rumor that you love YouTube even more than TV sometimes. And I’ve come from the Internet world, so I’m thrilled […]

Video Of The Wedding Stephen Ruined With Almond Milk

BEFORE WE GO ON, TONIGHT, I WANT TO ISSUE A RARE CORRECTION. ON LAST NIGHT’S SHOW, I DESCRIBED THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, CONSERVATIVE COLUMNIST JONAH GOLDBERG, AS ONE OF TRUMP’S ALLIES, AND ADDED THAT HE LOOKED LIKE A GUY AT A MAGIC CONVENTION INVITING YOU BACK TO HIS HOTEL ROOM. ( LAUGHTER ) GOLDBERG GOT […]

Who’s The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon?

SPEAKING OF, MY WIFE MOLLY AND I HAVE A BABY ON THE WAY. WE DON’T — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. WE DON’T KNOW THE BABY’S GENDER, WE LIKE THAT TO BE A SURPRISE. I TOOK MY VIDEO CAMON MY PHONE, WENT TO THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE. WE DID GET A SURPRISE. NOT A […]

Iggy Azalea Carpool Karaoke

[Applause] thanks so much for helping my chance of world your eggy yeah now but that’s not your name no my name is amethyst is it yes it is as in the stunt yeah right so how did you come up with Iggy Azalea as an a dog Street yep their names right yeah it […]

Dr. Phil on Spoiling Joe Jonas & Sophie Turner’s Wedding

For 17 seasons of television, our first guest has been rubbing a salve of hot Texas queso into the loins of this troubled nation on his syndicated talk show, “Dr. Phil.” A new season, even weirder than ever before, premieres Monday. Please welcome the wise and whiskered Dr. Phil McGraw. [ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC] How are […]

Gayle King Is Ready To Cover The Royal Wedding

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>HELLO, MR. COLBERT.>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK LOVELY AS EVER, BUT THOSE SHOES ARE JUST FANTASTIC. ( APPLAUSE ) LIKE, EVERYWHERE YOU GO, IT’S A DISCO.>>SARAH JESSICA PARKER SHOES! WE LIKE S.J.P. A LOT.>>Stephen: REALLY, YOU STOLE THOSE FROM SARAH JESSICA PARKER?>>YES, I DID. YES, I DID.>>Stephen: LISTEN, HOW […]