Who will take care of your children after the divorce? Its a husband’s right, why do you resist? You are old enough to get married my daughter!
– So, is every sexual experience an orgy? (laughing) Yes, I’m so exhausted. – No, do you know how hard it is to plan an orgy? – And orgies are not that common. I’ve been to one, and most of the time I spent there was in the corner eating Oreos. Why isn’t one person […]
We’re talking about partner loss, whether it’s through divorce, or death, or whatever. One of the patterns that I see quite a bit, and I put it in the blog post, so i’m not going to repeat it, is people settling, people looking for happiness, outside of ourselves; and delaying moving forward on our own […]
When someone suffers a traumatic brain injury, the whole family suffers. The spouse has to take care of the injured party, has to take care of the rest of the family. The attorneys at Fetterman and Associates can be with you all the way. We can point you in the right direction to get the […]
(Intro music) Gavin: So did you get drunk at the wedding? Gus: Uh, I couldn’t get too drunk because I had to be the responsible one Gus: Did Esther get bevved up? Gus: Esther got so drunk (Gavin laughs) Gus: She fell down (Barbara laughs) Gus: uh … and skinned her knee really bad Barbara: […]
GUS: Speaking of the wedding, you almost pulled the ultimate prank at that wedding. BURNIE: Fuck, I almost ruined Michael and Lindsay’s wedding ‘twice’. BARBARA: (laughing) BURNIE: There was no way that Gavin remembered to turn off his phone and so, Michael hates Gavin’s ringtone, which is that “AAAAAHHH!!” so I had it in my […]
– HAPPY THURSDAY, EVERYBODY. [cheers and applause] MAN. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S ONLY ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL THANKSGIVING, WHICH MEANS YOU ONLY HAVE SEVEN DAYS LEFT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE THINGS YOU SAID LAST THANKSGIVING. THANKSGIVING MEANS FAMILY PHOTOS, AND TODAY I THOUGHT IT WAS A PERFECT TIME FOR OUR SEGMENT “BAD PAID-FOR PHOTOS LIVE!” […]
The other day, I met a friend of mine for brunch, when she broke the news: [high-pitched squealing] YOU’VE BEEN CHOSEN YOU’VE BEEN CHOSEN And though I am genuinely happy for her, I also felt painfully aware that I have been single for over a year now. I know, I know, thank you children, I […]