God Bless These People | Family Reunion | Netflix

Family, I have an announcement. After 15 years of playing pro ball, I’ve decided to hang up my cleats. Go bring your rusty butt on back here, then. -I am. We’re moving back to Columbus. -[gasps] My baby! God has answered my prayer! Won’t he do it! Won’t he do it! [laughs] [yells playfully] We think […]

This Family Found 44 Pounds of Cocaine – Lights Out with David Spade

There was a family visiting a beach in South Carolina. They got a nice surprise when they saw something floating and discovered it was a 44-pound block of cocaína worth $600 grand. They turned it in to local police. Uh, are they stupid or just dumb? -Everything. -44 pounds? -Yeah. -That’s half a Brad Williams […]

Comedians React to the Bieber Wedding (feat. Patton Oswalt) – Lights Out with David Spade

Well, everyone– This guy was crazy about this Bieber wedding. He’s been talking about it all show. Um, they got married in South Carolina yesterday. Tons of their celebrity friends showed up. I guess being a millionaire makes it easier to go to a destination wedding on a Monday. Um, here are some of their […]

The Bieber Wedding Wreaks Havoc at the Montage Hotel – Lights Out with David Spade

Justin Bieber and his wife Hailey had their official wedding today on a Monday. Uh, all of their friends can go, of course, ’cause they don’t have to report to Arby’s today. Uh, they’re all rich. The wedding happened at the ritzy Montage Hotel in South Carolina. The guests were complaining that the wedding caused […]

Black Family Magic Is… | Family Reunion | Netflix

Come on, y’all.Moz, Cocoa, and the kids moving back home;it’s Black Family Magic. Smile, there you go.We’re one big happy family, under one happy roof.I hope you been studying. No! You need to teach me how you do that. It’s a gift, baby. Black Family Magic is being together. Sticking together. And praying together. Jesus, […]

Nikki Glaser Slams Alec Baldwin’s Family Life (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin

– Sean Hayes! Keep it going for the reason Mike Pence says we have hurricanes. [laughter] You look like the little man on top of a wedding cake that a bakery would refuse to make for you. “Will & Grace” was really the best you could do. It just… Just Jack! Just Jack is– it’s […]

Baseball’s Boner Pill Habit (feat. Thomas Lennon) – Lights Out with David Spade

Major League Baseball issued a warning to players not to take “boner pills” bought at gas stations after players blamed them for testing positive for steroids. -Ha-ha! -Isn’t it more humiliating to be… know you’re at a gas station taking boner pills than steroids? Well, David, you know, like, sometimes this is the only way […]

Marry Your Friend, Not Your Lover – You Let Me Down

– I think it’s fair to say most people want to get married one day. I do. And by that I mean if I ever do get married, I want it to last 24 hours, that’s it. Commitment scares the living shit out of me. It scares everybody. Why do I get shit for not […]

ChaseDreams Performs “Marry U at Recess” – The Other Two

[upbeat music] – ♪ Girl since the age of ten ♪ ♪ I knew that I would spend ♪ ♪ My whole life with you ♪ ♪ 'Cause girl you're the cutest girl ♪ ♪ IN the entire world ♪ ♪ And I would die for you ♪ ♪ 'Cause when we are together ♪ […]

The Drunkest Person at the Wedding – Alternatino

♪ ♪ – Hi, it's Sydney.– And Carissa. – Nina, I've known youfor almost a decade now, and I couldn't imagine a moreperfect guy for you than David. – And I will never forgetyour guys' first date. Nina came home that night.– Mm-hmm. – And she was skippingand she said, "I just met the one." […]