“Walter’s Wisdom: The joys of marriage” | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

– Getting married’s kinda like buying a new car. – A new car? – You know when you see that car in the showroom floor, just before you take it home? – [Jeff] Yeah. – That’s as good as it’s ever gonna look. (audience laughing) Pretty soon, it’ll have dents and scratches, parts start to […]

Achmed The Dead Terrorist deals w/ a marriage proposal in Ireland | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM

Victor a very important question Victor is this legitimate okie-dokie it's what you really want to do this okay holy heat from Victor it says dear Ahmed would you help me propose to my girlfriend No next question I'm just kidding Victor can we turn on house lights please how's life okay the guys working […]

"Walter's holiday cheer" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

so Walter you look very festive happy holidays you're really gonna try this aren't you happy holidays I am NOT doing any Christmas crap it'll be fun you are so gay just pretend what fake it does your wife do that too [Applause] well you know you used to hurt my feelings now I realize […]

"Walter's Wisdom: The joys of marriage" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM