That dude isn’t dead-tired… he’s DEAD! | Family Feud

That dude isn’t dead-tired… he’s DEAD! | Family Feud


HA HA HA! TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE IS DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. MAYROSE: THEY’RE NOT BREATHING. STEVE: THEY’RE NOT BREATHING. MAYROSE: WE’RE GONNA PLAY. WE’RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: YOU’RE GONNA PLAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] HEY, DANNY, NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE’S DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. DANNY: THEIR EYES, STEVE. THEIR EYES ARE CLOSED. JARMEESE: YEAH. GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. DANNY: YOU KNOW, SOME DEAD PEOPLE, THEIR EYES ARE OPEN, STEVE. THEIR EYES ARE OPEN. STEVE: YOU KNOW THAT. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU BEEN ASLEEP WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN? [LAUGHTER] THEIR EYES IS CLOSED. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW… STEVE: DANIELLE, NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE IS DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. DANIELLE: THEY HAVE NO PULSE. STEVE: THEY HAVE NO PULSE. HEY, CALVIN, NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE’S DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. CALVIN: I’M GONNA SAY YOU KICK ‘EM AND THEY DON’T MOVE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: DAMN. JARMEESE: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER! DANIELLE: GOOD ANSWER, CAL. STEVE: OH, MY BAD, DAWG. MY BAD. KICK ‘EM. DANIELLE: WHOO! STEVE: JARMEESE? JARMEESE: YES. STEVE: NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE’S DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. JARMEESE: WELL, IF THEY ARE NOT GETTING UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? STEVE: IF THEY JUST–SO LIKE IF THEY JUST LAY THERE, PEE ON THEYSELF? MAYROSE: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. JARMEESE: IT’S POSSIBLE. WHEN YOU’RE DEAD, YOU DON’T HAVE TO– STEVE: SO IF YOU’RE LAYIN’ THERE PEEIN’ ON YOURSELF, WE KNOW YOU’RE OK. THEY JUST LAY THERE, THEY DON’T GET UP AND GO TO THE BATHROOM. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW… STEVE: MAYROSE, NAME–OH! WE GOT 2 STRIKES. WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL NOW. MORALES FAMILY CAN STEAL. NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE’S DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. MAYROSE: THEY’RE COLD TO THE TOUCH. STEVE: COLD TO THE TOUCH. MAYROSE: WHOO! STEVE: DANNY, 2 STRIKES. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE’S DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. [LAUGHTER] DANNY: THEIR FACIAL COLOR IS WHITE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: REALLY? YOU PROBABLY MEANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS… IF YOU TURN PALE. DANNY: YEAH, THERE IT IS. STEVE: PALE. PALE. PALE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, DANIELLE. WE GOT 2 STRIKES. GOTTA BE CAREFUL. MORALES FAMILY CAN STEAL. NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE’S DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. DANIELLE: WHEN YOU CALL THEIR NAME AND THEY DON’T ANSWER. DANNY: YEAH, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YEAH, I GUESS WE’VE ALL BEEN DEAD BEFORE. YOU CALL THEIR NAME AND THEY DON’T ANSWER. [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW… [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] STEVE: NAME A WAY YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE’S DEAD RATHER THAN JUST SLEEPING. MIGGY: THE SMELL. STEVE: THE SMELL. WOMAN: COME ON, LET’S GO, LET’S GO! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 8. AUDIENCE: STIFF AS A BOARD. STEVE: YEAH. 7. AUDIENCE: HEADLESS/BLOODY.

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