The Lab That Bob Has Arranged

The Lab That Bob Has Arranged


Oh give me a lab, where the Fortran code runs,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And often is heard, the encouraging word,
Our LAMP guidance beat the TAFs today! The lab that Bob has arranged,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And seldom is heard, an inaccurate word,
And the director writes Fortran all day! When he comes thru the door, the day starts at four, And the coffee pot always stays hot; Kodak prints line the walls, in all of our halls,
And his plants keep on growing non-stop! The lab that Bob has arranged,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And seldom is heard, an inaccurate word,
And the director writes Fortran all day! We know him as Doctor, our honored director,
But he wants us to just call him Bob; A mule from Missouri, with some ex-tree fury,
Bolo ties he can wear on the job. The lab that Bob has arranged,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And seldom is heard, an inaccurate word,
And the director writes Fortran all day! In snow, wind and rain, our students we train,
As they grow into ladies and men; For certain they’re showed, how to think
and to code. Begin your comments in column ten! The lab that Bob has arranged,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And seldom is heard, an inaccurate word,
And the director writes Fortran all day! With a humorous chord, comics hung on the board, The Wizard of Id sets the pace; With scissors the most, are cut from the Post, For the Web is a dangerous place! The lab that Bob has arranged,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And seldom is heard, an inaccurate word,
And the director writes Fortran all day! When a matter arises, the common reprise is,
Please see me so that we can discuss; With choc’lates in hand, Bob chooses our
stand, And all critics are left in the dust! The lab that Bob has arranged,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And seldom is heard, an inaccurate word,
And the director writes Fortran all day! Sure as the season, comes the AMS meeting,
We all know that Bob there up will show; His slides he prepares, with meticulous care,
The top brass with to rub an elbow! The lab that Bob has arranged,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And seldom is heard, an inaccurate word,
And the director writes Fortran all day! From Cressman to Hayes, Bob’s worked here always, Nothing new yet found under the sun; Now for what do you wait, the appointed to bait, Hey it’s time to stop work and have fun! The lab that Bob has arranged,
Where the MOS and LAMP programs do play; And seldom is heard, an inaccurate word,
And the director writes Fortran all day!

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