I was just really broken. No one mocks my wife. Do you mind if we just chat
for a few minutes. Sure, yes, of course. I feel like you probably see me,
and I’m an outsider, and you know
just a tiny bit about me, but I see a lot of
unhealthy things happening here. I really want to give
this family some nutritional guidance.
When I opened your pantry, I saw the biggest offender
in western diets, vegetable oil. Vegetable oil
is in all your fried foods. It’s in your chicken nugget. I think Virginia mommy judges. I see things that have corn
syrup, processed sugar. Another one that you’ve got
in here is sodium benzoate, it’s a carcinogenic substance.
So, we’d like to get these out. I try not to get defensive. It causes brain tumors,
diabetes, cancers, it’s bad. I just feel attacked. When I watch my kids eat things that I know that are loaded
with processed preservatives and all those things,
it makes me cringe. It almost came across as like,
“Oh my God, I can’t believe you’re feeding
your kids poison.” It’s sometimes it’s hard
to accept responsibility for what you’re
feeding your kids and what you’re putting
in their bodies. We are going camping.
Living room camping. Can we bring our devices? Heck, no. It is time
to pull the plug. What? It’s just a itty,
bitty, tiny … It’s pulled.
That didn’t hurt did it? She’s removing the internet
to make a point. And that point is costing me
points, it’s costing me coins. Time out.
I just pulled- No, no, no, no. No timeout. No, this is cooling and all,
but I need to do real work on the internet, that involves
my yellow cord in the wall. Just go with it.
It will be okay. Inhale, exhale. I’m normally used to having
the internet, so this is going
to be crazy. You don’t clean.
It’s four years worth of dirt. We’ve only been there two,
two and a half years but there’s still
four years of dirt. Things are not dirty
and terrible. I clean. So, I’m walking up the steps,
right? And I almost trip and I
wanted to touch the banister and I looked over
at the banister and when I tell you,
they were filthy. It’s not that dirty. Oh, my goodness.
I would have rather just fell and hit my head
than touch your banister. I saw that you swept
eight times a day. At least. That’s a little excessive. And I’m okay with it.
You can never be too clean. Whatever. So, you referred to your family
as the Williams Company, so, in my experience
as a lawyer, my first rule was, time off.
No cleaning for a day. What? Why? To show them the house
is not going to fall apart and things are not going
to be dirty and terrible. Hmm. Let’s just be clear. You’ve got to have rules,
you’ve got to have structure. When you know people are coming
in your home, like, for me, I want to make sure my home
is in order, you know. Because you’re a guest, right? And I feel like, respect me
enough to have your house clean. I really felt
disrespected with it. I really did. Okay, so, I just thought, I’m,
supposed to be here as your role and I’m not getting
to be your role. I’m being guarded away
from the babies. So, it’s like,
“What am I doing here?” So, he said, “Okay,
we’ll make you feel at home. Here’s some garbage bags, let’s go clean up poop
in the backyard.” Well, it really hit a nerve
on me when him and Lean were up
on the balcony mocking me. Fine, we’ll just sit back here and just watch her
clean up the poop. He totally
[crosstalk 00:04:47]. So, why was the mocking
going on? Because she equated being gay
to eating dog food. That’s wrong. Yeah. And I took offense to that. I was just really broken. No one mocks my wife. Yeah, this is going to be
very interesting. Dear God and the Father,
I pray for strength right now. Take away these feelings. I wanted to reach
across that table and smack him
right in his face. All right, let’s do this. I really wanted Jack to step up
a little bit more and do the women things,
as he says. Missy’s doing everything
for everyone else, and he’s not as appreciative
as he should be. All right, here’s the deal. If you’re up here watching,
I’m not going to do this. Oh please. Okay. I’ll be standing right here. Nope. Well, here we go again.
No, this is over. I didn’t even say
anything to you. No, I’m really not doing this if she’s standing there,
for real. He was over my shoulder
the entire time when it was his rules. What is the problem?
This is ridiculous. He literally has just said no with everything I’ve asked
for him, for my new rules. I’m not going to do this. He does this crap all the time.
Not sometimes, all the time. What is the problem? What’s the problem, because I’m
not going to do this right here. This is what we’re not
going to do. Pointless, when you all,
you all leave, because I’m not playing this.
Now it’s for real. I ain’t playing now,
this is for real. He’s not going to do anything
and his not going to do it because I am a woman. I’m not going to have her
over my shoulder. I’m pissed because I saw
a totally different side of him. You want to learn something,
ask me. I don’t want to have anything
else to do with him.