If Couples Were Honest With Each Other (ft. Swoozie)

If Couples Were Honest With Each Other (ft. Swoozie)


– Babe, how was your day? – You know, I’m really
annoyed about something else, so, I think I’m going to
start a fight with you. (sigh) – You wear too much cologne. I feel like I got pepper sprayed. – Um, honestly, you do
look fat in that dress, I’m not even going to lie to you. – You know, sometimes I think I’m, like, not even that into you. But then it’s like a lot
of effort to break up, you know what I mean? – I’m going to apologize right now just because I want you to shut up. – I’m going to tell my friends everything you’re saying right now and they are going to
validate how stupid you are. – This is the third time that I’ve had to bring this up to you like I told you I
– [woman] shh, sorry, shh I need to sub tweet this, hold on. – Oh, that’s so cute, because my friends think you’re the stuck up one and they all make jokes
about you in our group texts and guess what? I L-O-L (tinkling music) – Oh yeah, you’re best friend
hit on me before we dated. Oh, and last week. Hmm? Oh, don’t worry, it’s not about you. – You are such a hypocrite, but it’s so hard to tell you anything because you’re so hot! – Okay, I’m going to be honest, I don’t really remember exactly
what we’re fighting about but that doesn’t mean that I’m not right. You might be right, God damnit. Okay, you know what I
can’t cave now though so I’m just going to
get mad and walk away. Oh my God, you are
making such a good point. I am so annoyed. Wait, wait, what did you say, sorry, I wasn’t listening
to anything you said, I was thinking of a comeback, Say it again. I’m not listening to you. I’m not listening to you. I’m not listening to you. Not listening to you. – Seriously? You’re changing again and
you look exactly the same. You took two hours to
look exactly the same. – I am so comparing
you to my ex right now. – Okay, I’m going to
pretend to be okay with this because I don’t want to be that guy. But I’m really, really upset. – No, no, no, no, no,
no, Babe, no, listen, it’s not that I want to change you. Okay, I just want to
change the things you do. And say. And believe. Babe?
– [man] Uh huh? – Can you make sure you
look really hot today? Because my ex is going to be there and all these confusing feelings are going to flood back in, like BAM! Thank you. – The only reason I’m
not verbalizing I’m mad is because I want to get some later. – And you know what? That’s smart. – So, uh, Babe, I didn’t
know what to get you, so, I got you this generic necklace. – Oh my God, I’m never going to wear this. – I know. – Thank you. – I know, I’m the best. – Babe? – Yeah. – I just listened to Beyonce
– [man] Mmmhmm. – and now I want to make out. – See, okay, this is
what I am talking about, that’s why I bought you
that itunes gift card. Okay, how can I make this up to you? – I know how you can make it up to me, but I’m not going to tell you. – Alright, I have to get ready, how about I just, we’ll
buy you some flowers and we’ll call it even. – Okay, flowers die. – Every girl. Okay, uh, I’ll
give you a massage tonight. – Do not touch me, I will punch you. – Okay. – Okay, I am not going to forgive you. – Babe? I’ll buy you Chipotle. – Yeah, that’ll work. – Yes?
– [woman] Yeah. – That’s my girl. – Aww, thanks, Babe. – Let’s go, let’s go, okay, alright. – Hi! I hope you enjoyed that video. Thank you so much Swoozemaster. – No, thank you
– [girl] it was so long overdue Her hair guys, is so silky
– [woman] Oh my God, his arms are so hot
– [man] can we just talk about this I’m not even flexing right now. – This is not even video, this is just us. – We’re just keeping
this for personal record. – So long overdue – – It’s happened! It finally happened. – It happened. – I’ve gotta throw her
in one of my videos now. – Oh my got yes, comment below and let us know what we should collaborate on for Swoozie’s channel. If you don’t know who this is, like, where are you at in life? This is Swoozie, so dope. Check out his channel,
you can check the link in the description, I will put it there. You’ve got to, got to go subscribe to him because he is dope.
– [Swoozie] Thank you. Of course, always. – Thank you so much. – It’s been a pleasure. – Nobody wants to collab
with me these days, – Aww, I want to collab- your hat got in the way
of my intimate moment. – It’s okay, here we go, try that again. – [Unintelligible baby talk] – You guys, her skin is so soft, it’s like unicorn skin. – Ahhhhh! – Be right back, I’ve got to give someone a really quick shoutout. – Go. – Okay, I’ll be back. – Are you going back to Canada now? – Zoop, I had to come back really quickly to give a huge, huge shoutout to Artsy Kyla who posted this picture in my Unicorn Island app. Hashtag #FanartFriday. I made it into a shirt and I
am wearing it and I love it. I’m going to also post an
instagram picture in it. If you’re like, “Yo, how
do I get Superwoman to wear “my fan art?” Every Friday, post your fan art in the Unicorn Island app with the hashtag #fanartfriday, and I
am going to pick your artwork and make a shirt out of
it, give you a shoutout. Ahhh, I love this shirt so much. The Unicorn Island app is completely free, I’m so excited I can’t even talk. Is completely free for iphone and android, links are in the description
so check that out. Download. Fan Art Friday. And on Thursdays, I am
going to give a shoutout to whoever has the highest
score on Flappy Unicorn. So give enough time to
shoutout, get the app. Better go back to Swoozie. Whooop. – How did you do that? – And I’m back. I just transformed, t-shirt and places. – Teleported. – Oh my god, I’m ready to do my outro, you gonna try it with me? – I can try with you. – And if you like this video,
give it a big thumbs up. You can check out my last
video, it is right there, the link is also in the description. You can check out my
vlogs, right over there. And also, make sure you subscribe because I make new videos
every Monday and Thursday. Here we go. One love. Superwoman – I can’t ever do it. – That is a wrap and zoop. Time for Chipotle. Chip-O-tle! – How can I do it where my
nose will be near your chest? – Put your head on my pec. (laughs) – You wear too much cologne, I feel like I got peppered sprayed. Peppered sprayed. (laughs) – I hate getting peppered sprayed. – You know, sometimes I think I’m, like not even that into you, but it’s just a lot of effort to break
up, you know what I mean. – Dude, I totally know what you mean. It’s so annoying. – I hate you. (laughs) – Babe, what’s your password? – Just give it to me,
I’ll, I’ll, I’ll put it in. – Do you have something to hide. – No, that’s the reason
I have a password on it, like, you don’t tell me your
password, I don’t tell you my – you don’t tell people your passwords. – Okay, listen, if I asked
you for your password, you should give it to me because
you have nothing to hide. But I can’t give you my password because that means you don’t trust me. – You’re making no sense right now. What’s your password, just tell me. Tell me your password then. – I, do you not trust me? – Exactly. – You don’t trust me? – It’s not about trust. – I am unsubscribing to you. We are done. I am unsubscribing to you – [Swoozie] Unsubscribe to you. – We are done. – [Swoozie] And I am
going to subscribe to me. There’s that subscription
that I just took back.

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