Key & Peele – White-Sounding Black Guys

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM KEEGAN. – I AM JORDAN. – AND THIS IS KEY & PEELE. THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] JORDAN AND I ARE– WE’RE BIRACIAL. – YES, HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE. – AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND OURSELVES PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT LYING. BECAUSE ON A DAILY […]

Key & Peele – Weird Playlist

– Let’s listen to some music, you got a playlist– – Oh yeah. – That you like? – All my music is good, man. Just put it on random. – Alright. Rock it out. – This is an audio journal of my experiments on my own human condition. (laughs) Forgot this was on here. Let’s […]

Sinbad – Make Me Wanna Holla – Relationships Are Hard

I think we got marriage– I think we should redo marriage. Let’s redo marriage. Let’s redo marriage. Let’s make it difficult to get married, easy to be divorced. Let’s make it difficult. You got to pay money up front. You got to pay a fine. You got to pay money. How much you love her? […]

Comedians React to the Bieber Wedding (feat. Patton Oswalt) – Lights Out with David Spade

Well, everyone– This guy was crazy about this Bieber wedding. He’s been talking about it all show. Um, they got married in South Carolina yesterday. Tons of their celebrity friends showed up. I guess being a millionaire makes it easier to go to a destination wedding on a Monday. Um, here are some of their […]

The Bieber Wedding Wreaks Havoc at the Montage Hotel – Lights Out with David Spade

Justin Bieber and his wife Hailey had their official wedding today on a Monday. Uh, all of their friends can go, of course, ’cause they don’t have to report to Arby’s today. Uh, they’re all rich. The wedding happened at the ritzy Montage Hotel in South Carolina. The guests were complaining that the wedding caused […]

Aziz Ansari – Dangerously Delicious – Dumb Advice

I WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH A FRIEND OF MINE ONCE, AND I TOLD HIM, “HEY, THERE’S THIS ONE GIRL THAT WORKS IN THIS RESTAURANT. SHE’S SO CUTE, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER.” AND HE GOES, “OH, MAN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO OVER THERE AND BE HONEST WITH HER FOR […]

Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Prince – Uncensored

I CAN RECALL ANOTHER ONE, LIKE, IN, YOU KNOW I THINK IT WAS IN ’85, LIKE, WHEN ALL THAT ANDROGYNOUS S**T WAS GOING ON, AND WHAT WAS WILD WAS THAT THE GUY WHO LOOKED THE MOST LIKE A BITCH WAS GETTING ALL THE WOMEN. EVEN I HAD IT– THE JERRY CURL WAS COMING OUT, AND […]

Nikki Glaser Slams Alec Baldwin’s Family Life (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin

– Sean Hayes! Keep it going for the reason Mike Pence says we have hurricanes. [laughter] You look like the little man on top of a wedding cake that a bakery would refuse to make for you. “Will & Grace” was really the best you could do. It just… Just Jack! Just Jack is– it’s […]

Everything That’s Wrong with Weddings (feat. Emmy Blotnick & Matteo Lane) – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

– How are you guys? Good morning. – I have bags under my eyes– – No, you don’t! You– you look fresh– – And I fully wore that foundation under my eyes, which is too dark– – No. – –so I look like– like an old Greek woman who’s, like– – You don’t. – –yelling […]

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE […]