Look at These Assholes: Trump Family Edition | The Daily Show

The Trump family has a long history of being assholes. It all started in 1822, when Thaddeus Trump parked his horse in a handicapped spot. But lately, you could say they’ve been stretching the limits of how big an asshole a person can be, starting with President Trump himself, who has apparently had nothing better […]

Who’s Invited to Jennifer Lawrence’s Wedding? (feat. Vanessa Bayer) – Lights Out with David Spade

Vanessa, you’re too nice to be here. -I just realized that. -Yeah, I– Well, -I’m gonna try my best. -Well, you look very nice. Thank you for coming. And you look okay. -All right. -Um… No, he looks cool. -I look amazing. -You always look good. I’m like the real Joe Dirt, you know? Yeah, […]

Bert Kreischer Doesn’t Trust Alexa – Lights Out with David Spade

The army released a report saying that Hollywood movies were making people afraid of artificial intelligence or, as I call it, A.I. And, uh, by the way, they’re terrifying. What’s not to be afraid of? I mean, everything that’s turning A.I. in the movies scares me, and it feels like that’s what’s happening. Oh, it’s […]

Ilana and Lincoln’s Anniversary Goes South Fast – Broad City

Okay, moving on with the proceedings. I would like to look at the next article, which is a suspension period in monogamy. If we are gonna do this for another beautiful year, I would like to make out with five… ty — “fivety” people. 50 people. Ilana. Two. And I have to know about them. […]

Clayton Bigsby, the World’s Only Black White Supremacist – Chappelle’s Show

FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”, “NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER” AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM […]

This Family Found 44 Pounds of Cocaine – Lights Out with David Spade

There was a family visiting a beach in South Carolina. They got a nice surprise when they saw something floating and discovered it was a 44-pound block of cocaína worth $600 grand. They turned it in to local police. Uh, are they stupid or just dumb? -Everything. -44 pounds? -Yeah. -That’s half a Brad Williams […]

Leo Deblin’s Family Fill-In | The Daily Show

All the candidates were in Ohio for the debate, but tomorrow, they will head back out onto the campaign trail. Tom Steyer on his private jet, Joe Biden on an Amtrak train, Amy Klobuchar in a Honda she carjacked in the parking lot. And spending all this time on the road during campaign season can […]

How to Ruin a Family Vacation

– I try and schedule tours around school breaks, you know like at Christmas one year I did a bunch of shows in Florida, my wife and kids came down. My wife’s family also came down, ’cause they didn’t want us to have a good time. (audience laughing) I’m kidding, I love my wife’s family. […]

Key & Peele – White-Sounding Black Guys

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM KEEGAN. – I AM JORDAN. – AND THIS IS KEY & PEELE. THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] JORDAN AND I ARE– WE’RE BIRACIAL. – YES, HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE. – AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND OURSELVES PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT LYING. BECAUSE ON A DAILY […]