Marry Your Friend, Not Your Lover – You Let Me Down

– I think it’s fair to say most people want to get married one day. I do. And by that I mean if I ever do get married, I want it to last 24 hours, that’s it. Commitment scares the living shit out of me. It scares everybody. Why do I get shit for not […]

Khloé K. Vows to Help Married Couple Chad & Allison | Revenge Body with Khloé Kardashian | E!

KHLOE: What brought you here today? We want to be healthy for each other and we want to have a family in the near future. – Uh-hmm. – ALLISON: I was worried about being 200 when we were dating, and now I’m worried about being 300 and that’s terrifying, and then to get pregnant on […]

Trevor Moore: High in Church – “Gays Got Married”

♪ I grew up in an American town ♪ ♪ No locks on the doors when we all bedded down ♪ ♪ to sleep ♪ Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride ♪ ♪ After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride ♪ ♪ down the street ♪ Swimming holes, […]

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS […]

Whitney Cummings – I Love You – Marriage & Sex

Love makes you think about doing things you never thought you’d do before, you know? Like, getting married. I thought I was gonna get married. For me, I never thought I was gonna get married ’cause I have all this divorce in my family, you know? I also think when you get older as a […]

Inside Amy Schumer – A Couple Chooses a Movie

the epic finale of “Cupcake Wars”.What should we watch? Uh, you wanna do a movie? What time is it? 11:30? All right. If we watch a 90 minute movie, I’d take an Ambien in an hour– You wanna take a shower. No, I’m not. All right, whatever. You wanna see what’s on demand? Yeah, what […]

Inside Amy Schumer – Chrissy Teigen, Couples Counselor

This is gonna be good. Do we really have to do this? Yes, we’re not communicating. We need help. We’re not communicating? Yeah, we’re not communicating. I don’t even know what you’re saying right now. (door opens) Hello. Hi, I’m Chrissy Teigen. I’m so sorry about the wait. Come on in. Thank you so much […]

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. – MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO […]

Inside Amy Schumer – Abusive Couple

( chuckling ) Well, can I just say I love it here and I definitely wanna be your housemate. Awesome, great, um… I do need to warn you about one thing. So you haven’t met Amy yet, she’s great. She does have a boyfriend who comes over a lot and they fight. Oh, well, all […]

Trump’s U.K. Visit Unites the British | The Daily Show

We all know that, in America, many people dislikeDonald Trump, but it turns out, in England,they also don't like him. TV REPORTER: Mr. Trump and the first lady also visited Windsor castle for his first meeting with Queen Elizabeth, which had some awkward moments. TV REPORTER: As the visit was taking place, tens of thousands […]