Jimmy and Tariq Debate Meghan Markle’s Engagement Ring Update

-Guys, it is summer. And here in New York City, it’s actually supposed to be in the high 80s, low 90s, and humid all week. For the five-day forecast in the local news, instead of showing the sun, they just used five middle-finger emoji. -Really? [ Laughter ] -This is very exciting. We’re just one […]

Bad Sponsors: Family-Sized Toilets, Just the Juice Vienna Sausages

-We here at “Late Night” have a lot of expenses. And to cover the cost of those expenses, we have taken on some sponsors, but some of them are pretty terrible sponsors. They’re sponsors we’re not proud of. Sponsors I am ashamed we took money from. But because we did, we now have to now […]

Jenny Slate’s Hometown Celebrated Her Engagement

-This is such a very exciting time to be Jenny Slate. You have a Netflix special. You have a new book. And congratulations. You just got engaged. -I did! -Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you. -Was it fun? Was it a good engagement story? -It was a very good engagement story. He proposed […]

Hunter Schafer Had to Warn Her Family About Scenes in Euphoria

-This is very exciting. This is your acting debut. And you found out about this job via Instagram? -Yeah. -How does that happen? -Casting kind of went all-out with searching everywhere for the cast members, and I just remember seeing it, like, on a story somewhere, and people were trying to get each other to […]

Jim Jefferies Compares Trump’s U.S. Naturalization Ceremony Speech to Obama’s

-We’ve got some good news here. Since the last time you’ve been on our show, you are now an American citizen, buddy. -Thank you. Yes. ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Really, that’s fantastic. -I feel fully American. I already hate other immigrants. That’s a big thing. Coming over here, taking my jobs. I’m American […]

Tim McGraw’s Family Motivated Him To Change His Lifestyle

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW ALREADY IN PROGRESS! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST IS A THREE-TIME GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING SINGER WHO HAS SOLD OVER 50 MILLION RECORDS WORLDWIDE. HIS NEW BOOK IS “GRIT AND GRACE.” PLEASE WELCOME, TIM MCGRAW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE […]

Kendall Jenner on Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin’s Engagement

-It’s New York Fashion Week. -Yes, it is. -It’s Fashion Week here. -Yeah. -So, thank you for being on the show during Fashion Week. -Of course. -I know you’re the ambassador for — for Longchamp. -Mm-hmm. -And that’s a big deal. -Yeah, I’m super excited. It’s their 70th year. So, to be a part of […]

Eric Stonestreet Says the Final Season of Modern Family Will Be Tough

-This is a very thematic show tonight because I did not realize, early in your career, you were on an episode of “Malcolm in the Middle.” -I was. I was on like the second episode of “Malcolm in the Middle.” -You were on the second episode of “Malcolm in the Middle.” -This is Bryan. -That’s […]

White House Intentionally Left Words Out Of The Trump-Ukraine Transcript

WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONE AND ALL, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES, MR. AND MRS. AMERICA AND ALL THE SHIPS AT SEE. WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE REPUBLICANS DON’T WANT IT, THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY IS NOT GOING AWAY. IT IS HERE TO […]