Wanda Sykes’ Anniversary… with Oprah

– Congratulations. You actually just had your seventh wedding anniversary, you and Alex. – Yes, yes. – Congratulations on that. – Yes, thank you. [cheers and applause] – Seven years. – And so–yeah, there she is. There’s my boo. There’s my baby. And, um– and the funny thing is, you know, seeing Oprah on our […]

Kristen Bell on Her Wedding and Her Daughter

– CONGRATULATIONS. YOU JUST GOT MARRIED. – I DID. THANKS. – I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. – THANK YOU. YEAH. [applause] – YOU WERE HOLDING OUT, AND I LOVE THAT–I ADMIRE THAT YOU AND DAX WERE HOLDING OUT GETTING MARRIED UNTIL IT WAS OKAY FOR EVERYONE TO GET MARRIED. – YEAH, WE WANTED D.O.M.A. TO […]

Julia Roberts on Friend George Clooney’s Engagement

– LET’S TALK ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY. HE’S YOUR FRIEND, RIGHT? – YES. – AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? – I THINK IT IS SUBLIME. – HAVE YOU MET HER? – NO. – SHE SEEMS LOVELY. – SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SMART, AND HE IS HAPPY, AND THAT’S WHAT MATTERS TO ME. – BECAUSE, […]

Nicki Minaj on Her Engagement Ring

I’m looking for your ring and I don’t see it on your finger. Look at that those nails, though, wow. That’s quite something.>>It is, right?>>Yeah, that’s a lot.>>Are you really gonna zoom in on my ashy hands? Come on now.>>What? >>You have to prep women for that, you can’t just zoom in on people’s fingers […]

Exclusive! A Bonus Round of ‘Family Feud’

– ALL RIGHT, WE’RE BACK FOR ROUND TWO OF “FAMILY FEUD.” THIS IS THE WEBSITE EDITION, SO, FOLKS, NO TELLING WHAT’S GONNA BE SAID HERE. ELLEN’S TEAM IS IN THE LEAD WITH A… BLISTERING 17 POINTS! [cheers and applause] OUR SUPERSTAR AUDIENCE PANEL ISN’T ON THE BOARD YET, BUT THAT STOPS NOW. LET’S PLAY “FEUD.” […]

Steve Carell’s Very First Date

– You just celebrated– you and Nancy celebrated your 20 year wedding anniversary… – We did, yeah. – Which is a big deal. – Yeah. – And you met working on “The Daily Show.” No, you didn’t, you met– – Second City, yeah. – Yeah. So, and how did you– did you have a pick-up […]

memes that are literally family friendly…

The first person to get 2 in row draws a line through theal igned to them and says We take the trash out I can’t my leg is broken Hello everybody Hello everybody Oh you’re with her now, okay, I guess I’ll just have to show you what you’re missing It always have to pass […]

How To Perform Oral Sex | Ali Wong | Netflix Is A Joke

– Do you know how long it took me to train my husband to eat my pussy correctly? (audience laughing) I’m not going back out into the world, find somebody new to coach all over again. (audience laughing) It’s too much work. All of that knowledge that my husband has now, all of that time […]

Gabrielle Union on Her Wedding, and China

– SO I JUST SAID CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’RE ENGAGED. YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED SOON. – YEAH. [cheers and applause] – DO YOU–DO WE KNOW HOW SOON? DO YOU KNOW–DO YOU HAVE A DATE? – I KNOW HOW SOON, YEAH. [laughs] WE HAVEN’T REALLY SHARED THAT, THOUGH. – OKAY, WELL, THEN DON’T SHARE IT. BUT WHO’S DOING MOST […]

Ellen Plays ‘Family Feud’

– ONE OF STEVE’S MANY JOBS IS TO HOST THE “FAMILY FEUD,” AND TODAY WE’VE BROUGHT BACK SOME OF OUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE GAMERS TO PLAY ON ONE TEAM. [cheers and applause] SOME OF MY STAFF WILL PLAY WITH ME ON MY TEAM. AND WE POLLED YESTERDAY’S AUDIENCE, AND WE GOT THE TOP ANSWERS, AND THEY’RE […]