Cousin! You made it! *indecipherable gibberish* Grrrr! Thank you, old boy! Lead the way! Welcome to the neighborhood! What an interesting home. Fire in the hole! You sunk my battleship! These people are monsters. They’ll ruin the neighborhood! Choke on this! I’ve got candy! Oh, yes! Yuck. I’ve done this thousands of times. Give my […]

Halloween With The Addams Family (Full Episode) | MGM

♪ The Addams family ♪(PLAYING HARPSICHORD) (ALARM SOUNDING) The mail’s in. Never mind, Lurch, I’ll get it. My new carving knife. Nice knife. Can I play autopsy with it? Well, darling, autopsy’s a fine game. But this is for carving works of art. (METALLIC CLINKING) Well, either I’ve got tough hair or this knife needs […]

The Addams Family Tree (Full Episode) | MGM

♪ The Addams family ♪I had no idea Cousin Bleak was such a difficult subject. You’re painting him from memory and it’s a magnificent likeness. Superb! Thank you, darling. There’s something about the eyes, I just can’t seem to get them. That lid droops just a bit too much. The right eye or the left? […]

New Neighbors Meet The Addams Family (Full Episode) | MGM

♪ The Addams family ♪(GULPING) Now, now, Cleopatra, chew your burgers. Don’t gulp them. (CHOKING) Darling, now you see what happens when you gulp? Quite enough lunch. Well, what do they look like? Oh, just ordinary moving men. One’s tall, one’s medium. No, darling. I mean, the new neighbors. Oh, I haven’t seen them yet. […]

The Addams Family Meet the VIP’s (Full Episode) | MGM

♪ The Addams family ♪(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) How exciting. Look at them go! This is going to be the greatest train wreck in railroad history. I’m gonna switch them onto the same track. Watch! Wonderful. Darling, you have such a way with trains. I suppose so. Weren’t you happy with it? I thought it was […]

The Addams Family Goes To School (Full Episode) | MGM

♪ The Addams family ♪Is this where the Addams family lives? Yeah. You going in there? I’m the truant officer. They’ve got two kids who have never set foot in school. Good luck, Charlie. (CREAKS) (FOGHORN SOUNDING) (DOOR CREAKING) Hello. Hello. Uh, you must be one of the Addams children. I’m Wednesday. I’m Mr. Hilliard. […]

Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family (Full Episode) | MGM

(FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)(GRUNTING) Here you are, darling. Thank you, my dear. GOMEZ: Pull! Excellent, my dear. Let’s see if you can do this for me, though. Okay. My dear. Pull!Ole, ole.I give up,querida mia.I simply haven’t the dexterity to squeeze off shots like that. Now isn’t this better than shooting apples off of Lurch’s head? […]

THE ADDAMS FAMILY | Official Teaser | MGM

This is an average American family. And so is this. And so are these. Every family is different. But some families are more different than others. GET OUT! -It’s hideous. -It’s horrible. -It’s home. -It’s home. Is that really as tight as you can make it? Hello. Wednesday? What do you have there? I’m not […]


Yeah! I’m watching that! Gimme the remote! -No! -Give it! Get off! Zak! What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing? If you really want to choke her out, interlock your fingers. Yeah? Now pull it tight. Ugh! Yea, now she’s in trouble. Oh wait, I know you. You’re from that weird family aren’t […]

THE ADDAMS FAMILY | Official Trailer | MGM

What a lovely morning! Time to wake the children. Alright, I’m awake. Darling, is that really as tight as you can make it? Hello. Wednesday, what do you have there? I’m not sure. There’s usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these. Grrrr! Thank you, old boy! Lead the way! It’s all […]